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6 out of 12 Future Language cover

Von Lmo - Future Language
(Flemish Masters)

"The group from the future is here now! Advance yourself!" announces the cover of this CD. Von Lmo (pronounced "Von El-Mo") and his band came from the future to bring a message to the kids: "Long live heavy metal!"

Originally released in the early 1980's (and known to me only by it's inclusion in Chuck Eddy's Stairway To Hell book), this (only?) Von Lmo album has been lost for years until Weasel Walter's Flemish Masters label decided to reissue it.

It's easy to see why Weasel likes this album so much: it's completely retarded. While they look like a huge Devo rip-off on the cover, Von Lmo sounds more like a bad punk band with a saxophone. Guitars definitely dominate this album, although the few sax freakouts are definitely the highlights, sounding like Roxy Music or Pere Ubu outtakes.

The songwriting is primitive, and the sci-fi schtick gets old pretty fast. The production, while terrible, is oddly charming. Lmo's voice constantly overdrives the microphone, and the drums sound like they are made out of paper. The less punky tracks are sorta fun and dancy, at some points even resembling a more psychedelic Contortions (as on "Ultraviolet Light").

This record is hard to make it all the way through, though it is oddly entertaining. Definitely a good one for parties, though, and their logo was cool, too.

john fail
2000 aug 25

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