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7 out of 12 Mass Suicide Occult Figurines cover

John Vanderslice - Mass Suicide Occult Figurines
(Barsuk)

One of the main differences between many of the modern rock bands you hear on the radio and the indie rock bands that you don't are that the ones on the radio put the emphasis on singing and the lead singer whereas the indie bands put the emphasis on the music. On this spectrum, John Vanderslice (former singer and guitarist of MK Ultra) is closer to what you hear on the radio, as the music on his solo album is not very vivid or inspiring.

However, if John Vanderslice has a talent, it is taking an odd or off-kilter idea and molding it into lyrics that are meaningful and insightful. The best example of this is his notorious song (if you watch enough ZDTV) "Bill Gates Must Die." You'd expect a song with that title to be either a lame parody or a bunch of pro-Linux or pro-Mac hate speech, and, well, you'd be wrong. The song is about "teeny tiny teens... pouring out of my machine." The blame is on Bill Gates not for his greed but for creating a beast that makes sticking to your morals almost impossible with the incredible ease of access to pornography.

Those who do watch too much ZDTV may have seen John Vanderslice next to tears after getting a threatening letter from Microsoft about their concern over the morbid nature of the song and the implications of its title. Unfortunately, the Microsoft letter was a publicity stunt and hoax but an amusing one. Also unfortunately, the hoax might be a little more amusing than his music.

Vanderslice's previous band, MK Ultra, died with a few more songs left unrecorded, and three of these songs appear on his solo album. Much of the music on this album is keyboard-based pop, but the MK Ultra songs add a few rockers to the mix. But, for both the pop songs and the rockers, Vanderslice's full, strong voice is the driving force and key to the success of Mass Suicide Occult Figures (the name of the album taken from the lyrics of Neutral Milk Hotel's "Song Against Sex").

If this record reminds me of anything, it is Frank Black's first solo albums after the Pixies broke up. The guitars and keyboards are equally as clean and catchy, the voice is equally as odd and quirky, and the recording is equally as glossy. John Vanderslice is no Black Francis (but then again neither is Frank Black), but if this interests you at all, I strongly encourage you to visit johnvanderslice.com. Not only has he written a full history of his Microsoft hoax, but he also provides this entire album for free MP3 download.

jim steed
2000 aug 25

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