The Seconds/Ex-Models - s/t EP
(My Pal God)
Moniker Surname: Hey have you heard that Seconds/Ex-Models thing?
Moniker Surname: Hello, Melt Banana called; they want their souls back.
Royal Dutch of Dukes: ?
Moniker Surname: Make that "sound." But Melt Banana needs souls too.
Royal Dutch of Dukes: I heard the Seconds sounded like Gang of Four.
Moniker Surname: I was talking about the Ex-Models.
Royal Dutch of Dukes: Oh.
Moniker Surname: But yes, the Seconds do have that kind of Gang of Four air around
them...I guess, y'know spazzy post-punk or whatever.
Royal Dutch of Dukes: I pissed off a bunch of wasps yesterday.
Royal Dutch of Dukes: I kept throwing a tennis ball at their hive.
Royal Dutch of Dukes: They fucking hated it.
Moniker Surname: uh
Moniker Surname: Anyway...
Royal Dutch of Dukes: What? I have to listen to you talk about some fucking album, and
you can't hear my wasp story?
Royal Dutch of Dukes: "Hey there, buddy, did you hear Cap'n Mincemeat's Asshole
Orchestra yet?"
Moniker Surname: That's not fair.
Royal Dutch of Dukes: Fuck you, I'll show you fair. Listen to my wasp story! I had a
surgeon take out my eyes and implant a bunch of wasps, so all I
have now are sockets filled with wasps tethered to my optical
nerves.
Moniker Surname: This chat is over.
Moniker Surname has left the room.
Post Script: At five and a half minutes, this EP better be pretty cheap to warrant buying it. Otherwise, not bad if you enjoy the aforementioned bands.
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