The Realistics - Real People are Overrated
(Tiswas)
Man, I love cocaine and having lots of dirty, promiscuous sex! Yeah! Rock! The Realistics are my soundtrack.
Sonically, the Realistics sound like Buckcherry if they wanted to be Radiohead. But lyrically, they sound like Buckcherry if they were obsessed with computers and biology and science. So what I’m really saying is that it’s music about drugs and sex and robots and clones and doom and relationships falling apart. Sound like a truckload of fun? It isn’t. This is perhaps the worst music I’ve ever heard in my entire life (okay, you caught me, that was hyperbole).
Do you know why real people are overrated? Because they make terrible music like this.
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