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5 out of 12 Plastic Fang cover

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Plastic Fang
(Matador)

JSBX have created a masterpiece in their day. Now I Got Worry, their fourth record, is an awesome, ballsy rock record with remarkably twisted, unpredictable production. It's got one of the greatest opening moments in all of rock'n'roll (yes, ALL of it), and it doesn't let go. It does all those crazy things to your body and your perception of time that an overzealous critic such as myself might tell you—killing you, revitalizing you, drop-kicking you, submerging you in... stuff, you know, the whole deal. Plastic Fang is boring. Sorry. The closest it gets to revitalization is a deep, life-affirming sigh of indifference.

There are a couple of good songs, and while you're listening to this record at your friend's party (which, I admit, would make your friend cooler than most people), you might notice these songs. "Hey," you'd shout, "the hook in this song is pretty addictive," referring to the single, "She Said"; or you might say, "Hey, I like how the Moog and sampled beats make this song stand out from the rest," while listening to "Over and Over," probably the record's best. And you might also notice a couple of thematically appropriate lyrics, like "I'm gonna piss on your heart, baby/ Stop in and go" on "Over and Over," or "I crave the taste of blood!" from "She Said." Attitude deluxx!

So really, these are the only two good songs. These are the only two, at least, that I would feel compelled to go back and hear once or twice again. The rest of the album is an entirely uncompelling rehash of their previous material (as opposed to the compelling rehash of the two worthwhile tracks). It takes the parts of the last few records that weren't so great (and Now I Got Worry has none of those parts, I reiterate) and makes them painfully obvious. When you're trying to listen closely, that is. The aforementioned party atmosphere would be appropriate for this record. But why bother? There's Now I Got Worry, or Extra Width, even Orange—albums that would stand up to not only a room full of loud, energetic college students but also detailed headphone submergence.

You buy something that you might be excited about, or at least looking forward to hearing, and about halfway through you have this thought: "I hope this gets better, because then it might have been worth buying." You know that thought? Don't let it happen to you. The JSBX are no longer vital. At least until... the next album? Nah.

spencer owen
2002 may 3

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