Spaced Out - Eponymus II (Unicorn)
Wow! If you thought Spaced Out I was either the best or worst thing
you've ever heard in your life, wait until you see this! Everything that
either sucked or was completely ingenious about the first one has been
multiplied by 3.5! If you don't believe me, just look at the cover! Not
one, not two, but 3.5 scientastic giant eagles are featured (two regular
giant eagles and one dragon which equals 1.5 giant eagles in terms of hit
points)! You can't see the inside of the cover from where you are, but
trust me, it's exactly 3.5 times better than the inside of number I, and
also the guitar solos are exactly 3.5 times more jazzy-metal, the bass
solos are exactly 3.5 times more jazzy-heavy, and the keyboard solos are
exactly 3.5 times more jazzy-wussy (but awesomely wussy, just like Chick
Corea)! If you freaked out or puked when you listened to the first one,
you will freak out or puke exactly 3.5 times when you listen to this one!
I gave the last one a 1 out of 12, I give this one a 12 out of 12! That's
the only thing that isn't 3.5 scaled!
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