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Every once in awhile an artist comes around who is so ground-breaking and so controversial that society has no choice but to ban or censor them. Elvis was only shown from the hips up on the Ed Sullivan Show, George Michael is forced to add a preface to his "I Want Your Sex" video disouraging random sex in public bathrooms, and the list goes on and on. Add to that list a new creative force—US!—as our ground-breakingly legardarily hilarious observations about the similarities betwen Vin Diesel and the Mattress Giant have led to censorship and threatened legal action:
September 19, 2002

Mr. James W. Steed
Registered Owner of WWW.FAKEJAZZ.COM
(address removed)
Bala Cynwyd, PA 19004

Dear Mr. Steed:

This firm represents Mattress Giant Corporation, owner of the "Mattress Giant" character. It has come to our attention that a copy or derivative work of the "Mattress Giant" character presently appears on your website, www.fakejazz.com. Such unauthorized use of the "Mattress Giant" character is in violation of Section 501 of the Copyright Act (17 U.S.C 501, et. seq.) Any reproduction or derivation of a copyrighted work constitutes an infringement.

The Mattress Giant Corporation takes its intellectual property rights and the enforcement thereof very seriously. Mattress Giant Corporation owns three Federal Copyright Registrations pertaining to the "Mattress Giant" character. We request that you remove the "Mattress Giant" character from your web site immediately and provide written assurances that you will not use any copy or colorful imitation of the "Mattress Giant" character in the future. If these requests are met and the "Mattress Giant" character has been removed by 9/27/02 and we receive your written assurances by 10/03/02, Mattress Giant Corporation will take no further action.

Should you chose [sic] to continue to display any copy or derivative work of the "Mattress Giant" character past 9/20/02, Mattress Giant Corporation will pursue this matter in Federal Court. Pursuant to the Copyright Act, the Federal Court can award statutory damages of up to $30,000 per infringement. This amount can be increased up to $150,000 if the Court finds that the infringing behavior is willful. Additionally, the Court can award attorney's fees and costs in the instance of wilfulness [sic].

Mattress Giant Corporation would prefer to resolve this in an amicable way. We look forward to the removal of the "Mattress Giant" character from the www.fakejazz.com website and your written assurances as to future infringement by the dates set forth above.

Sincerely

Lee Anne LeBlanc, Esquire

cc: Ron Dekelbaum, Esquire

If you have any questions about the site, please send us an email or stop by our message board. Look for our next issue on December 6th.

info@fakejazz.com, Esquire

 
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Marc Gartman - Alls Well That Ends Goodbye the Band - What We Were On To
Green and Yellow TV - Record X Green Pajamas - Narcotic Kisses
Godspeed You Black Emperor! - Yanqui U.X.O. (SH, JC-L) Hangedup - Kicker In Tow
Ill Lit - WACMusic Jeff Kaiser - 17 Themes For Ockodektet
Landing - 2002 Tour EP, Fade In/Fade Out EP Little Wings - Light Green Leaves (CD version)
Jason Loewenstein - At Sixes and Sevens Loscil - Submers
Maneri Ensemble - Going to Church Mayday - Old Blood
Mirror - Solaris Mountain Goats - Tallahassee
OK Go - s/t Parker and Lily - Here Comes Winter
Pavement - Slanted and Enchanted: Luxe and Reduxe Player Piano - s/t
Polwechsel & Fennesz - Wrapped Islands Puerto Muerto - ...Your Bloated Corpse Has Washed Ashore!
Revolutionary Hydra - Knockout to Dispense John Rifle - Fracas Nurture (AS, AB)
Rolo Tomasae - Plan B San Augustin with Suzanne Langille - Passing Song
Sigur Ros - () Tanakh - Villa Claustrophobia
Tex La Homa - Dazzle Me With Transience Themselves - The No Music
Timesbold - Woe Be Gone Tinh - Acoustic Rain
Frank Tribes - s/t Wolf Colonel - Something/Everything!
Yo La Tengo - Nuclear War EP

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