This welcome message pretty much gets thrown together at the last second, as you can probably tell from the "interesting" editorials of past issues. Usually, after rushing to put things together, this is written stream of consciousness, and this issue is no different really.

While I was trying to think of something to say here, I got distracted. A while ago I was searching the web for "Corey Feldman" as I normally do every few weeks in order to get the latest gossip on Corey. What I found, though, was a totally amazing Obey Giant "bootleg" sticker image with an amazing Corey theme. The sticker is shown below (find other bootlegs at obeygiant.com).

So, naturally, I think this is the most awesome thing I have ever seen in my entire life. And I'm not just refering to the great image of Corey from his "Michael Jackson phase." Even the basic idea of "bootleg" Obey Giant stickers is an amazingly awesomenist way of wasting time. It inspired me today, May 3rd, the day that all the loving work that goes into publishing fakejazz gets done, to waste an hour or so making the image below.

Ming is tall. If you also think this is an amazingly awesomenist way of wasting time, we'd like to see anything you throw together. If you send them to info@fakejazz.com, and it is particularly wonderful and inspirational, we will definitely send something special your way and possibly even make a mass run of your sticker as a fakejazz promotional item. Your artwork could be thrown away at record stores all around the world!

If you have any questions about the site, please send us an email. or stop by our message board. Look for our next issue on June 7th. Thanks for everything.