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Did you know there are 233 Seventh Day Adventist churches in New England alone? That means any completely unknown rock band with a Seventh Day Adventist member could potentially tour nonstop, visiting a church a night, visiting each church once a year, making a few hundred dollars a show. Has there ever been a better time to be a Seventh Day Adventist Rocker? Well, at least, that's the way in works in Gilmore world. Lane returns from her tour of churches, having somehow made well over $10,000 in one summer, which through massive scrimping gave them a $9,000 kitty to use to record their new album. At least Zack had proved himself as a true rocker by growing a manly manbeard. In other Gilmore news, blah blah blah, nothing much happened. The summer's moving quickly, as the fall term is almost started, shooting down some's prediction that the Rory/school situation would be resolved before she missed a single class. Even though she won't be attending class, it was cute to see Rorelai revert to her obsessive pursuit of perfection in her community service work. That and her new job at (and membership in) the DAR left her no time to make amends with mom. Lorelai's statement to Luke that she didn't want to set a date til the fight was resolved was - not surprisingly - met with complete acceptance from Luke. So why the hell did they focus on in so much in the promos, making us think a delicious fight was in the works? Ahh well, they also dangled the prospects of a death by chocolate for doggie Anka in front of us, but, alas, it was also not to be... yet.

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