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"A little less conversation a little more action" is right!!! Sam works herself into a frenzy of excitement over the arrival of a super-hot, super-rich player just to find out it is her EX HUSBAND!!! (guest-star Dean Cain, from failed TV series "Clubhouse"). Because of her desire to focus only on this very special guest, she pawns her other whales off on Danny, Delinda, and Mary. Danny and Mary discover their whale's are elderly swingers that are READY TO SWING!! Delinda's whale is in town for some Valentine's Day plastic surgery and end's up getting a full E cup instead of the C cup she wanted! OMG!! WTF!!! The center of the episode, however, is Ed's jury duty, which he CANNOT get out of no matter how many of the rules and laws he breaks! It's lucky for the defendant that he didn't, though, since the ignorant non casino-running other jurors were going to find him guilty! Couldn't they tell there was no way to really say he was carrying a light stick, and that the man in the surveillance photo was obvioulsy left-handed when the defendant was right?? Also, how selfish of Ed to get called to jury duty on Valentine's Day when he knew how much Valentine's Day meant to his wife. What's up with the pussycat dolls just lip-synching to Xtina's voice, but there being no Xtina in this episode? Even without Xtina, I can't complain, though, because the episode DELIVERED!!

Las Vegas Season One at Amazon