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Whew, Last Week was Funny

So anyway, I don't know if I have told you about what happened last week, but it is a real doozy. Since last Monday was the start of the new school year, it was time for the Glamazon try-outs. Brooke was way too busy working out her problems between Sam, her real mom, her dad, and her soon-to-be step mom to even think about getting involved with Glamazon try-outs (even though she is the Captain), so Nicole decided to step up and take advantage of the situation.

First thing Nicole did was laugh in Carmen's face and tell her that there was "no way in hell" that she was going to make the team since Brooke wasn't around to vote for her (as you probably remember, Carmen caused a big stir and basically slapped Nicole in the face when she left the team of her own free will last year, stating that she didn't like what the Glamazons stood for). But, I don't think Nicole upset Carmen too much since she still ended up trying out.

Mary Cherry was sure that she would be in the Glamazons since she had made it the year before, but Nicole totally informed her that she still had to try out, and that if she didn't give Nicole her knee that she totally wouldn't make the team (apparently Nicole's knee started to go bad last year, and she was worried that she might not last another year). Mary Cherry agreed, but at the last minute, when they were at the hospital and Nicole was drugged up for the surgery, Mary Cherry convinces an 60 year old nurse to give Nicole her knee instead for 1 million dollars (man, what would it be like to be as rich as Cherry?).

So anyway, try-outs went okay, and the team ended up being Mary Cherry, Nicole, Brooke, and Sugar's girlfriend (I can't remember her name). But, right after the posting of the try-out results, the Vice Principal heard Nicole's 60 year old knee squeaking, and kicked her off the team. If you think the irony is thick now, wait until I tell you that they had voted Carmen as the alternate, so not only was Nicole kicked off the team, but now Carmen is on the team. Remember earlier when I said "If you think the irony is thick now, wait until I tell you...", well that is the part I was talking about.

Well, I guess I better go now, but needless to say, this is going to be a fun and funny year. I think that Nicole might even start to have a punky type haircut and might start to dress in a punky but cute manner. That would really stir things up around here.

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daron gardner
2000 oct 6
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