The Wade Robson Project Sucks Project: Season 1, Quarterfinal 4


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Season 1, Quarterfinal 4

According to MTV, the idea behind their new show "The Wade Robson Project" is:

Super-choreographer Wade Robson has masterminded moves for Britney Spears and *NSYNC. Now his sights are set on finding the best amateur dancer in America—who will moonwalk away with $100,000 from Juice Batteries, a $10,000 wardrobe provided by Union Bay and the dance opportunity of a lifetime. Strap on your dance belt and, starting September 1 at 4:00 p.m., get ready for some high-voltage dance competition action, Wade Robson-style.

We think that sucks. Instead of finding some dancer who isn't hot enough to be a pop star and giving them $100,000, we'd rather find a great band and give them nothing. Well, maybe we'll just immortalize them in our pseudo-hall of fame. Since we're totally unoriginal, we'll just use the same rules Wade is using:

Round 1: The audience votes for the dancer whose style they are NOT feeling. The dancer with the most votes is eliminated.
Round 2: Two celebrity judges select one of the three remaining contestants to continue.
Round 3: Wade makes the final decision after a rigorous choreography training session and dance off.

Here are this month's contestants. Listen to the MP3s provided below, and then vote for the band you want eliminated. Check back next issue for results of the poll, celebrity judge selections, and the final winner!