Season 1, Quarterfinal 3
According to MTV, the idea behind their new show "The Wade Robson Project" is:
Super-choreographer Wade Robson has masterminded moves for Britney Spears and *NSYNC. Now his sights are set on finding the best amateur dancer in America—who will moonwalk away with $100,000 from Juice Batteries, a $10,000 wardrobe provided by Union Bay and the dance opportunity of a lifetime. Strap on your dance belt and, starting September 1 at 4:00 p.m., get ready for some high-voltage dance competition action, Wade Robson-style.
We think that sucks. Instead of finding some dancer who isn't hot enough to be a pop star and giving them $100,000, we'd rather find a great band and give them nothing. Well, maybe we'll just immortalize them in our pseudo-hall of fame. Since we're totally unoriginal, we'll just use the same rules Wade is using:
- Round 1: The audience votes for the dancer whose style they are NOT feeling. The dancer with the most votes is eliminated.
- Round 2: Two celebrity judges select one of the three remaining contestants to continue.
- Round 3: Wade makes the final decision after a rigorous choreography training session and dance off.
Here are this month's contestants. Listen to the MP3s provided below, and then vote for the band you want eliminated. Check back next issue for results of the poll, celebrity judge selections, and the final winner!
At the end of Round 1, Dipsomaniacs is eliminated by the audience!
Round 2: CELEBRITY JUDGES!!!!
Our first judge is from New York City and works on Wall Street, let's hear it for KWAME JACKSON!!!
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This Radio Berlin band reminds me of when I got my MBA at Harvard.
There were a bunch of Brainiacs there, that's for sure. These guys try
to sound like a Brainiac, but I don't think they're quite there yet.
"I Love You But" what? Is that the name of the song or the artist? Once
I tried to open a lemonade stand in an industrial area near a fish market.
This song reminds me of that, because there wasn't much going on there,
and there's not much going on here. At least there's no fish odor though.
This Donna Regina lady is German.
I think Ivana is German, or maybe Scandanavian.
I am pretty sure Melania Knauss is German, but maybe
actually she is Austrian, like Schwarzenegger. Either way,
I am pretty sure I should like German women, so that makes me
like this song. You wouldn't think German women would be that
hot considering the stereotype, but since I am more of a steady
Eddy type than a leader, a strong German woman really appeals
to me.
I guess I'll pick Donna Regina to move on.
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Our next judge works at a Walgreens in Kansas City, Missouri, give it up
for SHANDI SULLIVAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Donna Regina's Late sounds like some poser stuff I heard while I was in Milan. I remember hearing songs like this in that dude's designer shop. Anyway, it brings back too many painful memories and takes the fire out of my eyes.
Wow! I'm thinking I really like this Radio Berlin tune. I could practically prance down the runway to this! It's something that my boyfriend and I could dance to in our living room, if we could get the Psychedelic Furs out of our CD player. I'm buying him a new one once I get my first contract.
Your Worst Is the Best is my new theme song! I wonder if they wrote this song just for me? It really is so easy to make a fucked-up mistake and to walk away, especially with miles between us.
I'm totally picking I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness to move on.
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Well, I guess you know what that means. I'm sorry Radio Berlin, but they sent you home.
Round 3: WADE DECIDES!!!!
You know, both kicked it up a couple notches, and made me really feel it in my bonez, but I only have one spot open for someone to continue in the running to becoming america's next top artist, and I need someone who has the looks, the moves, and the flashy name to make it big... Congratz I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness!! You're going on to the Semifinals.
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